Adhd/Autisitc bitches be like “I hate when people are loud” and then have no volume control. I’m bitches.
hmmm
Former girl scouts: yeah idk it just kinda seemed like house wife training
Former boy scouts: yeah it was basically lord of the flies with a homophobic youth pastor. One time we [most fucked up story you've ever heard]
“Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?”
The Joker Shoots Eric Andre, but another identical Eric Andre walks out from the curtain and keeps doing the interview like nothing happened
the dk rap but it doesn’t stop at the end it just keeps going naming new kongs thay are increasingly obscure and scary until you get an absolute abomination kong
He has no mass, he has no face
This Kong is a colour out of space
He can't be seen, nor be displayed
When you look at him your mind is flayed
He doesn't exist and he isn’t here
The Unknown Kong has disappeared
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“[OC] Cheaper alternative
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I winked at a girl with my third eye and all her chakras closed. A simple no would’ve sufficed
